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I am a Ghebologist, one of the highest ranks followers of his sexyness. I am what they call, a Harem. In terms of my species rank, due to me being a paradox of part fish, part Harem, I am considered a Land-Shark, who can fuck up anyone's face using my Shark-Head Gauntlets of mass Raepage. The only ones who are higher then me are the Almighty Homeboi's. Of course, Homeboi's are nothing against the might Gheb, as he was ancient before time existed, creating existence by the swinging of his mighty penis into the darkness. Thus, lief began.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

9. Chouginga Gurren Lagann



Note: Chou: Can mean Super, Ginga: Can mean Galaxy, or in size. Thus, Chouginga: Can mean Super Galaxy/Super Galactic

The Chouginga Gurren Lagann it the product of the hard work and guts of the main character of Gurren Lagann, Simon, to combine the main mecha, who is piloting a bigger mecha, to transform a hueg battleship. This battleship, the Chouginga Dai-Gurren, transformed into the Chouginga Gurren Lagann, who is larger then most planets, by like, a lot.

Now, the Chouginga is a Super Mecha, so description is a lot less technical then that of the Tachikoma. The Chouginga does things that aren’t supposed to make sense, and only to be awesome. Things like, growing drill cannon out of all available “ports”, then have more drill cannons grow out of the grove of those drills. Now have each laser fire every when and where. It also has drills for finger tips to rip your fucking face off, pull off the wicked ass glasses of it’s chest, combine them with the one on its face, then boomerang that fucker at you. At this point, it detaches the hueg drill on each shoulder, place one within the other the make a fucking double drill, then the drill drills you ass to drill heaven, drill.

Now, even with these few major things that most Super Robots can’t do, they aren’t the reason why I like it. The reason why I like the Chouginga is purely because of it’s design. The way it’s cool, navy blue is complemented by the neon turquoise lines. The way the gold drills and horn look, and then those mighty shade that break away from the typical Kamina shades that we’ve been looking at since Episode 1.

This is purely why Chouginga is rank #9.

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